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Wonder Woman's Sex Tape is the third episode of Meanwhile, At The Hall Of Justice.
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- Batman Actors
- Michael Keaton
- Val Kilmer
- George Clooney
- Christian Bale
- Jack Nicholson (Mentioned Only)
- Danny DeVito as Penguin
- Jim Carrey as The Riddler
- Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face
- Nicole Kidman as Chase Meridian
- Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson/Robin
- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mister Freeze
- Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy
- Alicia Silverstone as Barbara Wilson/Batgirl
- Gary Oldman (Mentioned Only)
- Katie Holmes (Mentioned Only)
- Maggie Gyllenhaal (Mentioned Only)
- Aaron Eckhart (Mentioned Only)
- Heath Ledger (Mentioned Only)
- Liam Neeson (Mentioned Only)
- Morgan Freeman (Mentioned Only)
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The Super Friends members, Superman, Black Vulcan and Batman are lounging around at the Hall of Justice, and Flash runs in and asks everyone who "did it." And he then again tells them to tell him, so he can "kick his ass." The three superheroes start laughing, then Black Vulcan tells them they don't know what he's talking about. He then specifies what he's talking about by saying: "Who put Wonder Woman's sex tape on the internet. Black Vulcan then tells Flash to play it, and he tells him no, saying that he wouldn't want to violate her innocence and womanhood. Batman, using his laptop computer, locates her video on YouPorn. They begin watching it. "Damn!" Black Vulcan says; and Superman says: "That's a sex tape!" They then notice that the Penguin is also in the video, and Batman says: "Banging a villain! You slut!" He tells everyone she's gotta have some serious daddy issues, saying she must have been abandoned as a child. Black Vulcan tells him: "You would know." Superman then high-fives him.[1] Flash tells them "Enough!", saying that it is a disgusting invasion of her privacy. He asks how they could do something to such a beautiful and complicated woman. Black Vulcan tells him he didn't upload the video and she isn't "Your girl." Flash realizes that is obvious. Black Vulcan tells him she's attracted to a very specific type. Batman says she's attracted to very fat men who probably can't run fast. Flash then says: "I know right? Penguin is slow as shit!" He then expresses how disappointed he is. Wonder Woman then enters the room and says: "Hey guys." She is met with silence. And she asks what's going on. Flash is slow to talking, trying to find the right words, but Superman speeds over between the two of them and says: "Somebody put your fuck tape online!" Wonder Woman is quite angry, and Flash tells them that once he figures out which one of these "jerk-offs" did it, "asses are gonna be kicked." Wonder Woman then says: "Dammit! It wasn't supposed to go live until tomorrow." Flash is surprised that she is the one that put it online. She tells them she's gonna kill her publicist for leaking it early. She asks everyone what they thought of it, and they all had different opinions, but pretty much positive. She then starts texting on her cellphone and says: "Maybe I can get TMZ to ambush me somewhere and I'll pretend I didn't know." Flash asks her why she would do that, and she says it's just business. She tells him her TV pilot flopped and she needs the publicity to keep up with "you guys." She tells them that Batman can't stop making films, (to which Batman speaks of his success, stating he didn't even have to "stroke off a monster to do it) and Superman even has an upcoming film that's gonna be great, but Superman thinks it won't be, but at least he can get a huge piece of the back end. Then Black Vulcan says: "Just like the Penguin did." Superman then high-fives Black Vulcan again. Wonder Woman goes on to say that even Black Vulcan has his own dating show on BET, called Once You Go Black. She then says she's tired of it, because it's not like she's some D-list superhero. She then says: "I'm fucking Wonder Woman." Black Vulcan then says: "Just like the Penguin." He then gets up and dances in a "humping" motion. Batman then rewinds the tape and notices that someone else is in the room, it's Martian Manhunter. Wonder Woman said he needed the press more than she did. Flash then says: "That's it, I'm putting an end to this now!" Superman then says he's taking this "to the bathroom." He asks Wonder Woman for the link, which was tits-tits-tits.com. Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Superman is masturbating to Wonder Woman's video, and a video of him doing that is made and Wonder Woman watches it, as he sings the Superman theme song. Wonder Woman then says: "I quit!" |
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| V o i c e A c t o r | R o l e |
| Clint Gage | Superman |
| Michael Truly | Batman |
| Teddy Garces | Black Vulcan |
| Dan O'Brien | Flash |
| Courtney Kirkpatrick | Wonder Woman |
| Nick Mundy | Martian Manhunter |
| Chelsea Bradshaw | Wonder Woman (Sex tape) |
| Nick Mundy | Penguin |